#GOD Shang Quinghua

[shimaen]

[glue-gun-robot]

I get whiplash every time I'm reminded that cumplane is a real ship in the SVSSS fandom.

We are literally the least serious part of the MXTX fandom, cause what do you mean we have no real fandom discourse about what ship is the best?? (we all just agree the role of harem owner transported to SQQ) And the worst discourse we have is people outside the fandom trying to come at us for the honestly not really problematic story? Like,,,if game of thrones is as popular as it is with half the discourse in ratio to its fandom size, SVSSS fans should be left alone

[hayateart]

God’s Tears - Moshang Fan Comic

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[al3zthecat-blog]

While I like the idea of this bringing chaos I don't know if having the screen visible and frozen on the Go Home option would make Mobei loose it. Because I'm not sure if he would understand it? Like, we know what that means so to us it is obvious but MBJ doesn't so would he draw the correct conclusion? One of SQH'S eyes suddenly looks funny and there are floating letters following SQH, did someone curse him? What does it mean?

In any case, I like the idea that SQH is unable to see the effects the System left on him. Maybe even SQQ is unable to see that SQH'S eye looks like this, now that the System is broken. But everyone else is able to see this.

And the eye doesn't look just funny, but looking at it makes others either:

Have visions of their original fate in PIDW (not like, their whole life, but you do have a different vision everytime you stare)

Feel irrational fear/hopelessnes/horror (it's so strong that many can Qi deviate or pass out)

Know you are staring at the Creator (and whatever that knowledge entails for each person)

Know what the Creator thinks/feels about you (MANY are left with existential crisis because they now know they are only cannon fodder)

At first I thought this could be completely random, but then I realized that it is better if this depends of SQH'S mood and what he is thinking at that moment.

So if his inner monologue is about how they should respect him because he wrote the world then looking at his eye would make you experience 3 or 4. If he is angry and cursing at the person then 4. If he feels threatened or scared of his life then 2. If he is thinking about the original plot and how different the character he is interacting with is now then 1.

So now no one wants to hold eye contact with SQH now. Except MBJ.

MBJ gets to experience the first 3 once and then he only gets to experience number 4. Because once MBJ knows how SQH feels about him, that he wants to follow him for the rest of his life, that he is afraid of him but still considers him his only friend, that he is God's ideal man and SQH'S favorite person from both lifes, that SQH loves him and would do anything for him that he is obsessed with him and basically only sees him as a person and not just a character then MBJ finally gets his shit together and confesses his feelings/apologizes/kisses him/whatever problem resolution you can think of. And from then on everytime MBJ looks at SQH he only feels love.

Everyone else though is fucking scared of SQH.

Broken System

I love it when the System breaks and gets shut down permanently, but what if it left its marks on its main user? Shang Qinghua won't be able to get out of explaining this even if he really, really wanted to.

[klavlock]

puts my hands all over shang qinghua's greasy little face. this grubby little man is a loser and he is mine. he is my loser.

[fan-fan-tastic]

They are the same, your honor

description below the cut

Four pictures of the handshake meme:

1st: Shang Quinghua shaking hands with Xie Lian over "Aiming for the sky"

2nd: Shang Quinghua shaking hands with Hua Cheng over "Fanart of their crush + their most loyal follower"

3rd: Mobei-jun shaking hands with Hua Cheng over "Cold + Married to a fallen god that saved from crushing on the ground"

4th: Mobei-jun shaking hands with Xie Lian over "Spoiled princes"

[al3zthecat-blog]

Thinking more about it I like the idea of Airplane having Godlike powers. So here the reason why SVSSS happened is because Airplane wrote it.

This would mean that SVSSS is a sort of self fulfilling paradox, it became real because Airplane wrote it, but he wrote it because he lived it. I guess in this scenario he would have to actually write the whole thing Unless he is also kind of the System? but in any case the things he writes (and publishes, he has to publish this things for them to become real, because the power of imagination is what makes them real or whatever) become real.

He doesn't know this, but he has fun making theories about what happened to him and whatever is real. But in any case he remembers about the plant body he gave to YQY and writes a short story about how it worked and these two finally got their HEA, which is kind of why back in SV world it does work.

Eventually SY contacts him. SY is furious that this fucker is making profit with all that happened to him, but also the more he reads SVSSS the more he realizes that what Airplane wrote is exactly what he lived through. Like, one thing would be for Airplane to write what happened but even SY's inner monologues are there.

So SY gets the idea that Airplane must still have access to The System and knows more that he told him. Meaning maybe Airplane can help him go back!

So Airplane and Cucumber bro meet each other and eventually SY thinks that maybe Airplane can write about LBH coming to his rescue and proceeds to try and bully Airplane to do this, but The Great Master Airplane is a little shit and he doesn't do anything for free, so you better pay up Cucumber bro!

SY pays Airplane to write, but Airplane decides to be careful with the whole thing and because he is also a bit skeptical and pities SY he decides to actually write something that in case it doesn't work would serve as a consolation prize for SY. (Also for him because he has come to realize that he misses MBJ and what if SY is right and he can make them go back? Doesn't that mean he could write a happy ending for him where MBJ actually apologizes to him and welcomes him with open arms instead of being angry at him for leaving? Of course that would be too OOC and if he wrote it and it happened then it would have happened because he wrote it, then again that would mean that everything that happened did so because he wrote it)

I've seen takes about Shang Quinghua pressing the Return Home button (either on purpose or by accident) and I've also read takes where the System for some reason (a glitch or a new mission) sends both SY and SQH to the modern world. And they are great BUT.....

What if SQH pressed the Return Home option (I'm thinking on purpose, but you do you) and the System sent both back home.

Let's say that the System didn't give SY that option because he isn't user number 1 and it was up to user number 1 to make this choice. Only, because the System is such an asshole it conveniently disregarded to tell either SY or SQH this.

So SQH not knowing his choice would also affect SY (otherwise he would definitely use this to get SQQ to do as he says, like getting LBH to give him the best food 😂) decides that he will take his chances on the real world. I'm thinking that he does this in part because the System actually answered when he would wake up and told him that in the real world no time has happened or that he would go back before he spilled his ramen and electrocuted himself. The other part could be that he just panicked upon seeing LGY. Or maybe he never saw LGY and was able to explore and sightsee some of the wonders of the world he wrote about and decided that this was as good as it would get here, whereas now that he lived in a cultivation setting he had so much fucking material. He could even write the danmei version of PIDW thanks to Cucumber bro!

So he activates the return home function and proceeds to write SVSSS, only he changes the name of Peerless Cucumber to another dick joke to avoid getting sued, you know, just in case.

For his part SQQ/SY hears the System saying "Activating Return Home sequence in 3, 2, 1" and he proceeds to freak out, except of course he doesn't have time to properly freak out and/or say anything before everything goes black.

SY wakes up in the hospital, his sister found him passed out and proceed to call 110/120*. Because this is SY and he no longer can hear the System he proceeds to go in denial/repression. "Ah... It was all a dream of course" (and to be fair, this would be more of a normal reaction than how he immediately accepted he had transmigrated 😂).

Until some weeks/months/days!? (Knowing Airplane it was probably days) later, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky starts publishing an spin off/AU of PIDW named SVSSS.

Meanwhile back on SVSSS world either (and because I love SJ and he deserves a happy ending and because YQY also deserves a happy ending and I want these two to reconcile 😭 and what are fanfics for if not to write happy endings for everyone!?!):

SQQ'S body goes into a Qi deviation and SJ wakes up (resuscitates? I'm thinking the System grabbed his soul while he was deviating and put it into storage so SY's soul could occupy the body). Obviously SJ proceeds to FREAK OUT and runs away to CQM sect.

SQQ'S body just stops working. One moment he is breathing and the next he is dead. Somewhere out there SJ wakes up in a plant body (at some point SQH tried to bring back his favorite scum villain and gifted YQY a mushroom plant body with some precise instructions to care for it without telling YQY exactly what the plant was, because he believed if someone could bring back SJ it would be his soulmate YQY, but in case he was wrong better not tell YQY why or what the plant he gifted him was for)

SQQ'S body basically becomes brain dead. Technically alive, but since there is no soul inside the body it is as good as dead (SJ comes back with a healthy plant body and reconciles with YQY in CQM)

In any of these scenarios LBH will freak out, obviously, but in the case of scenario 1 he would have no reason but to think that this like the first time SQQ lost his memories, only now he recuperated many of them and lost the ones that involve LBH. So I guess the best option for a BingYuan reunion would be to go for 2 or 3 because LBH would be looking for SQQ|SY soul not SQQ|SJ (who is alive and safe in CQM sect) but I don't really care for this pairing soooo 🤷🏻‍♀️

Upon crawling out of the earth, SJ encounters YQY who immediately knows that this is Xiao Jiu, he would have the confirmation of what he already knew, that the other SQQ was not SJ. He still has no explanation to what happened or how SQH was able to return SJ to him, but he is glad and thankful to SQH.

SQH who has disappeared. Literally, his body did a Thanos snap and became dust or simply glitched out. Because SQH was never from this world. He was born in this world and given the role of SQH but his body is technically not the one of the original but supplanted it. Similar to a changeling only it was the System and he did this from the womb.

I don't know how it would go from here, kind of a dealers choice, if you want Moshang and BingYuan(?) HEA or if CumPlane HEA in the modern world. Or happy ending for Airplane who now can dedicate time to write whatever he wants because he already has SVSSS written thanks to the System and while that sells he can concentrate in writing other things.

[glue-gun-robot]

What's so iconic is SQH is literally god of PIDW's world, and still plays the role of "sad silly little pathetic man" to get MBJ. A man that he designed to be everything he has ever wanted. SQH's terrifying, yet, i want to be him.

[hayateart]

God’s Tears - Moshang Fan Comic

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[veraverorum]

20 moshang

Being the author should have given Shang Quinghua some benefits. He was the one who had written all that infinite brick of Proud Immortal Demon's Way, to cry out loud! He was the one who had created this very world where he was living in! He should be considered at the same level as a god at that point!

But no. Things never went well for Airplane Towards the Sky. Never his luck. 

Not even after marrying his King and ruling over the domain of the North of the demonic world as his consort. 

Things kept happening out of his script. First it had been Cucumber bro transmigrating into his novel and modifying the whole structure. Then it was stuff straight out of the trashcan of his laptop, or his abandoned wips - for reasons of force majeure-, or plots that slipped out of that folder with the unpronounceable name that was supposed to be well hidden from everyone who wasn't him. 

But now, no seriously now!, it was stuff that he had not even ever dreamed of! Ridiculous! 

First of all, he felt unappreciated as an author who had spilt sweat, tears and blood - literally- on his high selling masterpiece. 

And second of all, he was terribly worried for his husband. 

It kind of sounded weird to say, embarrassing even, but Mobei-jun had fallen… Frozen? Hibernated? in a gigantic block of ice in their private chambers. Out of nowhere some days prior Mobei-jun had stilled and wham! Ice everywhere on his husband! 

Beside barely having any space to walk around the iceberg in the room, Shang Quinghua was irritated for not knowing what actually was going on. Was his King under attack by some other ice demon? Was it something supposedly natural for his kind? Was Mobei-jun sick?! 

He had never written anything like that for sure. 

This impotence was eating at Shang Quinghua. He tried to keep up his daily routine of paperwork and co. - somebody needed to keep the kingdom going during the momentary absence of its ruler- and definitely he was very good at it, even better than he thought he would ever be, but… 

There was no denying that Shang Quinghua felt lonely without his beloved. It was difficult falling asleep at night without Mobei-jun's arms around him and pulling through the day without his kisses. He missed his husband's deep voice and chilly presence, his sharp nails along his back… Even the smallest, littlest defect that the demon had, had become so dear to Shang Quinghua that now he found himself missing those bad habits. 

Preparing his sleeping arrangements - a pelt on top of other 5 laying against the ice-, Shang Quinghua burrowed inside his furry cocoon. 

Another day had gone by and he was tired. Lonely. 

He could certainly say out loud everything that went through his bubble brain but it wasn't the same without Mobei-jun acknowledging his words in the background. 

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you," Shang Quinghua sighed before quickly kissing the ice cube in which his husband was sleeping in. Just like the sleeping beauty. If only he could wake him up with a true love kiss! 

[mamaclownhunter]

I am kicking my feet like a school girl

HELLO YES!!!!

YES YOU GET THE VISION THO WHY LIKE I AM SO TEMPTED BY HAVING SY BE ABYSS ABOUND ALMOST

Bc there is that angst that pain of he can leave FINALLY he can leave and get his revenge and now he has someone who cares about him at his side!

He has this sword finally that can get him out. He is strong and his companion made sure he could withstand and force this sword to submission without as many drawbacks. That he can balance himself.

And when he is about to leave- Shen Yuan isn’t following him. He is staring at a screen Binghe can’t fully see with a sad smile.

[Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Things must be said three times!!! You reached the End! Once quest is complete Users contract will End! Thank you for playing!!! You reached ‘Strongest Hero of the Abyss’ end!!!]

“Come on-“

“You go on ok Binghe? You have your happy ending.”

“I know. Come on.”

“Binghe I don’t think I can leave.”

“…..what do you mean?”

I feel like it is a small fight bc Binghe might try to destroy Xin Mo and figure something out and it is a full scuffle until Binghe ‘agrees’ and cuts a portal- to another side of the abyss and chucks the sword.

“BINGHE?!”

“Oops.”

“BINGHE THAT IS GOING TO CAUSE DAMAGE!!!!”

“Then it seems like we need to go fix it! I am so sorry- let’s go!”

Shen Yuan is stuck between furious Luo Binghe- his best friend is just throwing this ending away- the system is fucking clowning him now- and…. Privately so happy he gets more time with Binghe.

He might have to force this end at some point…. But for now…. He follows Binghe.

I read a few but I am kinda soft for the idea of System!SY but like a player in a Video game.

Specifically I am thinking of the game Off! Where the player is their own entity the character it kinda aware of.

So SY dies and wakes up when Binghe lands in the abyss. He is given the objective to help Binghe out of the Abyss and steer him towards the best ending!!!

SY is excited because he!!! Gets to help Binghe!!

Binghe is pissed his seal came off and now he is being ordered around by some green spirit. His powers are still sealed and slowly being released by said kinda annoying ghost.

The worst part other then the Ghost being overly excited to be in Hell and seemed to be too elated about one of the worst fucking moments of his life-

The Ghost is actually fucking helpful. ‘Shen Yuan’ (what a fucking joke to give him a ‘Shen’ as a guide) knows more about monsters and their weaknesses, has an idea on what is edible what isn’t, he knows what plants to avoid, what areas are safe- and he also seems to genuinely want to keep him safe.

SY has a the video game advantage of either knowing when attacks are coming or knowing how heavy an attack will be. He also knows what Binghe can do at anytime/is controlling the attacks to some extent- either pokemon style or like the game OFF! Where is auto attacks or manual where Binghe can’t attack unless SY! Chooses.

For the first little bit Binghe resists or does the opposite where SY directs him only to- shockingly- get hit.

So I feel like for the longest time they were just at odds and bickering before SY puts it on auto and just plays it like a turn based game. Like for him sometimes time is slower except for Binghe, so he has faster reactions and honestly is more in canon with the “protagonist halo”. Where he can spend points and has his own little influence if things are dire otherwise he is more or less following his favorite protagonist through the story.

And Being such a big Binghe fan he is more than happy to just Let Binghe have the power only taking control when things look dire. He is the biggest hype man, offering information and support, offering insight or knowledge only him as a strange green figment that only Binghe can see.

He vanishes when Binghe flirts with women though. He goes off and explores or watches monsters, he hated this aspect of the book and if Binghe wants then he should- he only gets protective and sticks around if he feels like Binghe is getting taken advantage of- (though the first few times Binghe snapped at him and told him to scram- so he did in his own pissy fit) they go right back to Bickering but fuck SY still cares and he kinda likes how he can see this part of Binghe’s story.

They can’t go far from each other (I am thinking about as far as camera can scroll out) but SY can turn off audio and stuff on his side.

Though eventually Binghe just starts to trust SY. If SY says right he is moving right, if SY says between the eyes his sword is inbetween their eyes, if SY says run and hide he vanishes from the field. Because for all the bitching, raging and ranting- Binghe does notice a lot is on his sake.

And you know…. In the Abyss he isn’t alone. He isn’t figuring this shit out by himself he has someone who floats next to him asking what he wants to improve. Attack? Speed? Health? He has someone that he can mentally connect with and they just both viciously attack low IQ villian and plots where only they can hear.

The angst that the only person to interact with SY is Binghe. Who he can’t hold when Binghe has nightmares, who he can only heal if he has the resources and to produce medicine/fast heal, but is also the only person who sees and hears SY. So if he is ignoring SY- SY is alone- and I think deep down he is a social person. Binghe is subjected to a flood of questions SY wants to ask.

And Binghe has one person who cares about him and is always at his side (even forced SY never implies he feels forced in fact he seems always excited to be next to Binghe)- and Binghe can’t touch him, can’t feed him (‘I would love to try your food- but I can’t.’), can’t cherish him.

SY who is nice, who is considerate, compassionate, he cursed like he lives in a brothel and rages like a demon- but he also scolds Binghe for ignoring people, he snaps when Binghe doesn’t actually help- just takes what he wants and leaves, he believes Binghe is so much better for the world if he only got over himself and stopped thinking with his rage and anger. He thinks Binghe is smart, he thinks Binghe is strong, he thinks even half demon- Binghe is meant to be good.

What a kick in the stomach.

They can’t touch but Shen Yuan is trying his fucking best to get Binghe through hell. He apologizes for bad calls, he gets better himself, he takes his hands off the reigns but I think there are times he can’t help it. They fight, they talk, they are together.

Shen Yuan always loves Binghe and maybe he still ends up a little blackened but Binghe is quietly determined to make SY corporal. Pull him from that control panel and somewhere Binghe can hold him close. Maybe tuck him away in a nice little cottage where there is a little farm and greenhouse with all the plants SY can tend to, bookshelves filled to the brim with books and stories, in a place where SY can see all sorts of creatures to his hearts content.

The “Video Game” character being protective of their “player”

SY being a rage gamer also is so funny to me, Binghe is the only one he hears the absolute filth and insults SY throws at their enemies and frankly he either repeats it or relents that he isn’t as creative.

Binghe maybe not aware of his protagonist halo but aware of the little green ghost who can just barely manipulate the world if Binghe is in enough trouble. Shen Yuan being the only one who gets quests and updates of things Binghe needs to do and being limited on what he can tell Binghe.

The soft apologies when SY can’t control where they go or what happens can only help Binghe respond.

This is long and I am still pulling thoughts but I am slowly getting brain rot

[mamaclownhunter]

Genuinely tho- if there was a third Transmigrator: Liu Mingyan- would be the funniest.

Like she pulls a Jason Mendoza from the good place and just stays quiet. She isn’t expected to win her first fight and is over all left alone.

HECK her story has already changed because her brother- who is a pretty boy omg- is over all left alone from the plot and the story doesn’t actually require her to be openly affectionate.

So here you have whatever orientation Liu Mingyan- just living her best life in SVSSS. She is trying to figure out where the plot is going- and Luo Binghe and the Scum Villian are having a cute 180 on their relationship.

Liu Mingyan is a shameless Danmei lover. THE SCUM VILLAIN TOOK DEADLY POISON FOR THE IMMUNE HALF DEMON WHO CAN CURE HIM WITH PAPAPA she is *viberating* with ideas of this wasn’t actually kinda scary in real life.

She kinda can sit back, quietly learn the ropes be the bad ass this character is with the added bonus of getting the war god as a brother. Who again- is alive. So her whole romance plot either needs to be changed or is void now. Either way she is more invested in the Shen Quingqui and Luo Binghe situation- and then SAID BROTHER is now a RIVAL. (Be still her Danmei heart).

Luo Binghe and her are assigned to do a night hunt (organized by Shen Quingqui- this is his otp)- she is kinda not wanting to be a creep and feeling out the waters bc she doesn’t want to ship someone like a platonic found family thing. But when she is like baiting and asking what he finds ideal in a partner he one hundred percent is like “someone who is peerlessly beautiful and a master in their craft, someone who is kind and will give wisdom to everyone around them, someone who is self sacrificing even to lowly ones who don’t deserve it-.” “Like Shen-Shishu?” Cue the biggest blush and she is just nodding. “I see…. Well since you are still young you probably can’t do too much in romance.” “…. No?” (She doesn’t want to say he was accused of grooming a child in the original but she is also reading inbetween the lines and has snuck around and sees how he treats both her and Yingying- he has doting older brother vibes hard core and openly is pushing Binghe to girls his age. So she doubts that is an actual claim)

“No…. BUT if you make a foundation showing him you will grow up to be a dutiful partner in the future! You can always make him rely on you so when you are old enough to court him he really CAN’T consider anyone else because who else can do all the things he needs but you?” And Binghe is labeling her as his new best friend in his head and she internally is like (‘though if he throws you into the abyss and you come back angry and yearning that is also a fun Danmei’ which goes into her note book for future ideas)

She never interacts with Peerless Cucumber or Master Airplane. She doesn’t have to. She is making friends, playing her own brand new story- writing so much fanfiction with people who are kinda characters to her. She kinda is hella vibing though.

Binghe is chill to her even post blackening- scolding Sha Hualing for kidnapping her. Liu Mingyan only sticks around long enough to ask him how he has been. The ‘hey man, yeah I am got caught again but only so I can get these people home, how are you holding up?, still trying to revive Shen Shishu?’ She knows her Brother’s side of the story and knows he will only get worst if she also hangs around to comfort her friend so she does the return people home side for him. (She still shamelessly writes her fanfiction. Even if she knows that isn’t what is going on she is trying to keep sane here)

Listen how funny if post Mushroom Shizun getting snatched and after Shang Quinghua’s advice Binghe ALSO kinda goes to her when his spies tell him she leaves CQM, he comes out of a portal walks up to her tells her the advice he was given and she is like “shockingly- I am not against Shang Quinghua’s advice- I do need to know more about him and Mobei-Jun’s relationship now thank you- and honestly? You should for now Pin Shen-Shishu down to show him you are serious about what you want.” (Internally she is chanting freak4freak Shen Quingqui DIED came back and willingly left with Binghe swept in his arms like a damsel with her YA angry love interest)

(If she is also gay and kinda was super gay after fighting Sha Hualing- that is for whoever me ships that)

It is like really post plot and she is part of the Human partners of the general club does she connect that Shen Quingqui and Shang Quinghua are transmigrators too and she just breaks character. Shen Quingqui was low key doting on her as usual- Shang Quinghua was complaining. It got dropped she was always the favorite out of all of them- and she was like “of wives?? Sure but like I am so gay and this is better then proud immortal demon way not going to lie my guy”

Cue freak out.

Cue her learning who they are and who she is.

She has been here the whole time it is so funny.

Cue demon partners wondering if this “meme” thing is contagious bc now Liu Mingyan is laughing with them about it.

[winterfrosch]

Fic rec n°2

oh, holy golden sun - Pomfry (ongoing serie, 22k words 07/11/20)

Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

(moshang)

Shang Quinghua (who does not get the chance to go by that name in this AU) is recognised as the God of this word (wich is arguably not that far off?) when he is five.

Living as such in a sect is... not that nice.

The moshang is strong with this one, bless.

I love the concept itself, and the characters interaction are very nice! hope we'll see more of og!SQQ because his pov is super well done.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1980013

[hypermoyashi]

fic request: scum villain, mo bei jun being impressed/puzzled by shang quinghua's general ability to either seemingly know everything or figure out simple solutions to complicated problems ("humans are space orc", basically.)

Oh my god, this sounds amazing. Yes. I will 100% write this. Thanks so much for the request! I hope you’re having a great day ^^

[kitsunenen]

oh my god, I need a fic about demons across the realm looking at the two in awe and Shang Quinghua never knowing why until someone explains that their story had inspired literally SO MANY books, Regret of Chungsang? Nah, this is frozen affections (or sumn)- I bet the same problem the peak lords had with wrangling all the Regret of Chungsang books out of the hands of the disciples was a problem Mobei-jun had with his citizens T-T

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

[whumpbby]

Oh god, even in sleep SY can't stop abusing his shidi xD

Good luck, Shang Quinghua, you'll need it xD

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